Chorus This is your mother's last resort top Button it up, then show her you can pop Tie the bow, then tear the crop This is your mother's last resort top (Yeah — rip the hem, babe, never stop)
Sing‑spoken tag over groove: "Sorry, Mama — the pattern's mine." bettie bondage this is your mothers last resort top
Pre‑chorus Corsets in the closet, pearls on the shelf I wear them for the pictures, not for anyone else Chorus This is your mother's last resort top
Final Chorus (double) This is your mother's last resort top Button it up, then show her you can pop Tie the bow, then tear the crop This is your mother's last resort top (Oh — rip the hem, babe, never stop) bettie bondage this is your mothers last resort top